Sierra Brand Green Tea – Keep It On The Regular
Dax: Well, Sierra Brand seems to just keep it mellow. Nothing fancy, nothing too daring, nothing special. I can imagine this Sierra Brand Green Teawas made on a Tuesday, probably about 65 degrees out, partly cloudy, no chance of rain. Average is as average does for this green tea. Drink this only if you are feeling blah, and don’t want to do anything about it.
Mike: Sierra Brand Green Tea is a pretty standard green tea which does not exhibit any particularly fruitful stats. Did you ever see the episode of Futurama where Fry & Company visit the neutral planet? If you haven’t, watch it immediately so you can understand this Sierra Brand tea. If you have, then you know exactly what I’m talking about when I say that this is the tea they would drink on the Neutral Planet. Not flavorful, not bad, bland. Not exciting but not disgusting. Just a run of the mill Sierra Green Tea that receives a run of the mill grade.