Tea Reviews

Dax: Trader Joe's tea is upper class for sure, but when chemicals are involved, things turn ugly. Trader Joes decaf green tea has something eerie about it. Of course, this is coming from a person who doesn't even like taking aspirin. Green tea is naturally caffeinated, so to make decaf tea you gotta do some heavy duty experimentation. The results here are very noticable. I really am not feeling this decaf green tea, probably because Shang Tsung took its flavor for his own, only to later be upset that he wasted a good fatality on it.

Rating: C

Mike: Trader Joe's Decaffeinated Green Tea is an undrinkable disaster. Sorry to Trader Joes tea for this undrinkable disaster, and this negative tea review, but it's the truth. Decaffeinating this green tea sapped the soul out of it completely. It is a shell of the once proud green tea it was before it was pillaged of its flavor. Raped and left to die in the streets, this Trader Joe's Green Tea acquired some sort of metallic taste to boot. Trader Joes, how could you?

Rating: F