Tea Reviews

Mike: Naivetea Osmanthus tea is one of the best oolong teas we have tried here.  Read this review and you might even learn what the hell osmanthus even is...or you might not.

Dax: My sister told me that Naivetea Osmanthus Oolong made her feel like she was floating.  I didn't believe her and told her to stop watching so many movies.  As she floated by my window, I knew that this was going to be a best tea.  Wow. 

Dax: Twining's Four Red Fruits was a great find in the Dominican Republic.  A strong black tea base, just enough fruit filling, and a feeling of love overwhelms your tastes buds.  It is worth the plane ticket: check the tea review.

Mike: In the Twining's Four Red Fruits review, I will unlock the secret behind my success: Wilbur and Simone.  This best tea review is also features an unbelievable discover: Twining's is different all around the world.  Learn where it's the best.

Mike: In this Aftelier Gaba Oolong tea review, you will witness me fronting thinly veiled sophistication while genuinely appreciating this well deserved best tea.  Mad props to Aftelier Perfumes on this one.

Dax: Gaba Oolong tea is a new thing for me, but it won't be getting old anytime soon.  Aftelier perfume teas are to blame, and I'm going to have to cope with awesome tea.  Peep the tea review. 

Mike: First of all, buy Wiseman Sencha Kombucha tea from the Tea Amigos Tea Store.  Why?  Because this kombucha tea is a winner through and through.  Amazing, unique green sencha tea taste combined with the slight spice and health benefits of kombucha make this a winner and a best tea.  Don't believe us?  Read the our Wiseman Sencha Kombucha tea review and be convinced.

Dax: The main reason why you need Wiseman Sencha Kombucha in your life is explained in its aesthetics.  This is the stickiest of the icky, and the crystals are something to marvel at.  There is no underlying joke here, this is the best looking tea to date.  Read the Wiseman tea review and see.

Dax: Aftelier Monkey Picked Oolong was a flavor packed oolong tea of epic proportions.  Some might say it was the King Kong of oolong, but that would just be silly wouldn't it?  Not one doubt passed by me as this flavorful oolong hit our best tea page, check out the tea review.

Mike: With so many great oolong teas around, it's hard to truly pick out the best teas.  Aftelier Monkey Picked Oolong Tea will send your senses to a whole new astral plane where apes dominate the human race.  I think I saw a movie about this once...

Mike: In this Naivetea Yuzu Oolong review you will discover why this oolong tea is worthy of best tea status. You will also discover that I would prefer Naivetea over a conjugal visit...

Dax: Naivetea can I get some more???  That's what I keep saying about Naivetea Yuzu Oolong, simply the best oolong tea in the game.  Best tea by far, I recommend getting some today.  Actually, right now.

Mike: Taylors of Harrogate Tea Reviews basically preclude entry onto our best teas page.  In this tea review, you will discover why Taylors of Harrogate English Breakfast tea is the supreme leader of Breakfast teas and their ilk.

Dax: Taylors of Harrogate is like the U.S.A Basketball team: dominatory.  Taylors of Harrogate English Breakfast Tea killed the game and got a quadruple-double.  English Breakfast Tea champ.

Mike: Octavia Ginger Peach tea is hands down a top tea.  Read this Octavia tea review and learn why you will be backhanded by a Cadillac pusher in colorful furs if you disagree with this ginger tea review.

Dax: Best tea please?  Octavia Ginger Peach tea held it down hard with a lingering sweetness that would make any other ginger tea do a double take.  Check out this tea review.

Mike: Harney and Sons Cinnamon Spice tea turns up its game.  You can learn a lot from this Harney and Sons tea review like how to swoop a fly honey.

Dax:  One of the hottest cinnamon teas in the game, Harney and Sons Cinnamon Spice Tea makes Big Red look eskimo.  Nolan Ryan heat straight to our best teas page.

Mike: In this Revolution tea review, you will find an unusually confused teasan perplexed at the possibility of having mistaken the type of tea.  Is this Revolution White Pear Tea a white tea or a white pear tea?  Regardless, it definitely belongs on this best tea page.

Dax: The pear is one of my favorite fruits, and Revolution Tea hit it on the head and made it to our best tea page. Revolution White Pear Tea is a blessed steep, holler at it asap.

Mike: Tazo Organic Chai tea shot up straight to the top teas because of its standaloneability.  No need for milk or creamer here, just delicious Chai Tea from Tazo tea.

Dax: Tazo tea reviews are usually brought to you by Starbucks, since they hook it up with the individual packets for a legit price.  I steeped the Tazo Organic Chai and thought to myself...best tea?  That thought was true.  Steep this.

Mike: Double Koi Organic Rooibos tea belongs on our best tea page, hands down.  Congrats to Double Koi, a little known tea company from San Diego for hooking us up with this stellar Rooibos Tea.

Dax: Man, I wish I had some more Double Koi Organic Rooibos tea right now!  That cognac taste from a rooibos tea will never be recreated.  Hey Double Koi!  How bout another steep?  Best tea all day.

Mike: Taylors of Harrogate Tea is about as good as you can get in the bagged tea category.  Hell, it's about as good as you can get in any category.  In this Earl Grey tea review, watch me insensitively trivialize tragic historic events in the name of tea reviews.

Dax: Don't think that Taylors of Harrogate was gonna take it easy when earl grey tea reviews come into character.  Taylors of Harrogate Earl Grey was a bombshell as expected, with prime ingredients.  Read why this is a TeaAmigos best tea.

Dax: One lesson that I got out of this Bigelow Earl Grey Tea Review was that you can't just go into Cermak and start snappin photos.  Oh yea, and this earl grey tea review is more than top notch, earning a heralded spot on our best teas page.  Read on.

Mike: Bigelow tea offers surprising bargains with their inexpensive pricing.  The teas are generally above average but not outstanding.  Occasionally you stumble upon a best tea when you least expect it.  This Bigelow Earl Grey came out of nowhere to take a spot in Earl Grey Tea Review history.

Mike: Over the years, Mighty Leaf tea company has definitely earned it's place on the best tea page.  Mighty Leaf African Nectar is indeed a rooibos tea nectar of the gods worthy of placement on this page.

Dax: Mighty Leaf African Nectar took me by the roots and guided me on a rooibos tea spiritual journey.  Read the tea review for a diary of this trip.

Dax: Mighty Leaf Orange Dulce Tea was mighty fine, and frolicked onto our best teas page in an instant.  I can't even spoil the fun for you, check out the tea review yourself and see why.

Mike: In this Mighty Leaf Tea Review, you will learn why I believe Mighty Leaf Orange Dulce Tea is fresher than Will Smith in the early 90s.  Hint: the key is, as always, steepability.

Mike: Ahmad Lemon and Lime tea makes the cut for the best tea page easily.  This Lemon tea will apparently exhume nostalgic memories from your childhood.  I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this Ahmad Tea Review but it's still well worth a read.

Dax:  Ahmad Lemon and Lime was a best tea nominee, and took home the trophy.  Scared of that citrusy lemon tea flavor?  Don't fear!  Check out this Ahmad Tea Review.

Mike: Taylor of Harrogate Mango Black Tea earns the highest marks from the Tea Amigos.  In this Taylor's of Harrogate review, you will learn why you should never enter a jousting match against the Taylors.  Drop the lance and get a gun for this Top Tea.

Dax: Taylors of Harrogate, give yourselves a hand.  You keep the funk alive with your bold flavors.  Your Mango Black Tea has swag turned on high, witness in the tea review. 

Mike: Harney & Sons Darjeeling Tea is a taste sensation that should be sweeping the nation.  In this Harney & Sons review, you will discover just how enthusiastic I become when I really like a tea.  Clearly, this Harney and Sons tea was destined for glory as both Dax and I mention that it belongs in Best Teas.  Check out our other Harney & Sons reviews for other Top Tea nominees.

Dax: Have you ever had the perfect tea?  I'm still waiting for that day.  Until then, let me steep some Harney and Sons Darjeeling.  Read the tea review for why this hurts so good.